A Friend You Kneed is a Friend Indeed.

Don't judge her, at least not until she becomes inebriated. 

Winning Means Losing

No science professors were harmed in the making of this comic. Some just teach in Severance.

Bright and Early!

If I had a dime for every time that happened, I'd have twenty cents.

Stealin' the Cap'n.

Sci Fi Hall; we don't pressure you into doing drugs or alcohol but you will steal cereal for us and like it.

They Must Feed!

 

For all the years I've known Black, I cannot recall a single time I ever saw him eat anything green in Stevie.

Grabbin' Meat Cookies!

As a cafeteria worker, I really miss those servers. They are the nicest people.

Guess What Time it is?

Dinner? At five o'clock? It's more likely than you think.