Truthfully, Assignments Really Don't Increase Studiousness.

 Poor Professor Drunkard will be so naive, for the only true way to change the future for the better will be to create a "giant" robot and send that back to the present.

Launching Now!

Another year has passed and another batch of seniors were fired out of the traditional Oberlin Graduation Cannons to most certain success. Good luck out there.

Spider Meets Fly.

Only good things can come from the union of a ginger and a gigantic, one-eyed brain monster.

Silly Lichas

That's the day Bacon learned that he was violently allergic to shirts.

So Many Changes!

 

Now, if these two were to ever have a serious disagreement and they started to despise each other, would that mean that their friendship would be Spiral-ing out of control?

Ah, crap. No one's gonna get that yet.

Gregor would be proud!

Now, this is just the abridged version. You see, he actually never stopped dancing. If you listen real late at night, you can still hear him getting down with his bad self.

Ballad of an Oberliner

You ever wonder what it would be like if James Bond was an alcoholic? Me neither.