How did he feel about China?

Anubis was a pretty harsh teacher. He'd determine your grade by balancing how you did on tests and how much you skipped/slept in his class. Also, he'd embalm you if your GPA was too low.

Always Leafing a Bad Impression.

Please submit all arboreal images to spiral@oberin.edu. Spiral, where all plants are welcome!

The Strange and Elusive Dork!

With essay writing skills like these, it's a wonder I graduated.

A Student's Worst Enemy.

 

Arial is for losers!

Groups Bathed in Shadows aren't All Evil, Right?

 

 

 You thought Sci Fi Hall was bad? O Circus is like Sci Fi Hall on Crack! Evil and Drama-fueled Crack!

Deus ex Academia

With all of the new freshman, cramping them all in that day was tough, but the cannon seemed to like it.

Truthfully, Assignments Really Don't Increase Studiousness.

 Poor Professor Drunkard will be so naive, for the only true way to change the future for the better will be to create a "giant" robot and send that back to the present.