Orange you Glad I Chose You?

Advanced brainwashing techniques and creative methods of cerebral torture; all sorts of new and exiting things await you in Oberlin College's Neuroscience department. 

Keep On Rollin'!

The Paladin Shark eats evil Surfers because it's the right thing to do!

Finish this Sentance: "Those crazy kids and their ________ language."

The answer is "filthy".

How did he feel about China?

Anubis was a pretty harsh teacher. He'd determine your grade by balancing how you did on tests and how much you skipped/slept in his class. Also, he'd embalm you if your GPA was too low.

Always Leafing a Bad Impression.

Please submit all arboreal images to spiral@oberin.edu. Spiral, where all plants are welcome!

The Strange and Elusive Dork!

With essay writing skills like these, it's a wonder I graduated.

A Student's Worst Enemy.

 

Arial is for losers!